QUOTE(secret_note @ Mar 16 2005, 06:14 PM)
hey...why r u people always so cruel here... Romeo was just being too straight and i see nothing wrong with it. i m sure there are some girls who sincerely wish to accept his offer..
an ideal reply would be something like this...
Dear Romeo..
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that i hope to accept your proposal for romance. however, u should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance.
promotional prospects are to be to my satisfaction. however please enlighten me as to the retirement benefits. gratuity should be extremely generous. i also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. if there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then i should receive monetary compensation according to standard set by me. due to the nature of my position, i am sure u will agree that an unlimited expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the VIP i shall be entertaining. in addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order, and nothing less than a Ferrari is to be expected.
please also note that there should be no moonlighting restriction placed on myself. if u are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest. please also note that my sister is happily engaged.
Yours perhaps
Juliet
My Dearest Juliet,
Very well written, my good lovely friend Juliet a.k.a. secret_note! Nevertheless, I would like to caution you about imminent danger of living a fast and extravagant life.
You will be surrounded by several body guards. You'll be living in a house full of servants but none of them will dare to hang around you in close proximity. They do not want to look right into your eyes. Some of them may even despise you, but on the surface, they will pretend to act submissively and will praise you and agree with you on everything you say. At night when you sleep with all the security around you, finding someone to cuddle into sleep will be tough. You'll never have a thing other odinary people call privacy. At your very move, papparazies (sp?) will follow you to take photographs or compete to stick microphones all the way up to your nose. Sometimes, when you are at the beach and it seems that there are no one around you and you feel at easy to do the natural things such as running nude, and boom , a few weeks later, your nude pictures will be all over the morning news with grandma, granpa, and the children watching
Ah, and about the Farrari, you may have your name on the registration as a legitimate owner, but you won't have the joy of driving it anyway because your driver will already take care of that. You won't have the experience and the feeling of driving down the highway with the convertible top down having the sun shines on your face and the wind passes swiftly by your ears because you're afraid those things would call damages to your skin naturally enhanced with artificial cosmetic agents. Furthermore, due to your position, many men with sexual appeal will be courting you and who knows what or where they might have been, sexually transmitted deseases may take a hold.
So, having been a good friend of yours for the past ......... several days
, I would advice you to deeply and carefully consider your acceptance of the romance.
You will be better cared for with ordinary man like myself.
Sincerely yours,
ChuUt_Cali
(All I want is a good woman, a few hundreds heads of cattles, and piece of land where the grasses grow -Louis L'Amour)